"What are we fighting over Sarge?"
"Occifers say we're retaking our homeland, lad." "It's a very small town Sarge ... is it worth the risk?"
"Sonny, we aint gonna let no greenskins come over here and take our homes."
"They need to live somewhere too, Sarge!"
"I don't wanna hear none of that lefty nonsense in my ranks, son. Them's our homes!"
"You misunderstand Sarge, I mean why fight when we can just buy raffle tickets in the Deeside Defenders Christmas Raffle and win shiny new homes without having to die?"
"With that kind of thinking laddy, I can see you're wasted in the Empire army."
Another addition to the growing pile of raffle prizes you could walk away with on 5th December. This batch courtesy of Alex Sodec. Cheers.
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